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No.653828

Why do Slavs always squat?

No.653830

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Seriously, they're always squatting.


No.653832

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Even when they have a bench, they still choose to squat.


No.653833

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They even squat on the roof.


No.653835

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Slav women also enjoy squatting.


No.653836

lel, I love slavs. And you raise a valid point OP, why the fuck are they always squatting? Why aren't you posting pics of their women also? Slav women are pretty awesome but they're kind of hard to come by where I'm from I knew a couple of them one was I think Polish and another was Ukrainian I actually fingered and gave head to the ukrainian one fuck she was fine and tasted good too but I don't talk to her anymore I haven't spoken to her in like 4 years because she was friends with my ex and my ex and I broke up and I still sometimes think about what it would be like to have my very own slav


No.653837

File: 1327925663699.jpg (28.6 KB, 530x370, japanese dining table.jpg)

Dont you know?

In Slavistan, they only have japanese furniture.


No.653840

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>>653836
I only have pictures of squatting Slavs. And Slav women don't squat as much as Slav men.


No.653841

File: 1327925785479.jpg (275.24 KB, 430x645, Putin squat.jpg)

Even their leader loves to squat.


No.653843

It trains the legs bro.


No.653844

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Just taking it easy with some friends.


No.653850

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Any Slavs on here care to explain this constant squatting.


No.653852

the real mystery is why are slav men so ugly yet their women so hot.


No.653853

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>>653852
Slav men aren't all ugly.


No.653858

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They also love wearing tracksuits.


No.653860

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT3c38KCrmQ


No.653877

10/10 thread would lol again.


No.653879

asians squat a lot too


No.653880

Slav here, I couldn't do that squat if you payed me.


No.653881

oh my god this thread is the fucking best

5 star post OP


No.653883

Master race gonna master.


No.653884

Hey, Opie! Opie! Hey! Hey! Over here:
>>653843

Seriously, this guy is right. When you squat and do those flexy moves, you project a certain hunter/gatherer, primal energy. Like you might as well be holding a spear cause you're about to fuck shit up.


No.653886

File: 1327930154543.jpg (79.76 KB, 604x453, slav squat 9.jpg)

So do you guys ever squat?

I think I might start squatting.


No.653887

File: 1327930237475.jpg (180.83 KB, 600x450, slav squat 16.jpg)

I'm squatting right now!


No.653888

>>653880
Sure you can. It's in your blood.


No.653890

I'm squatting right now, while reading this thread.


No.653891

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>>653880
Do you wear tracksuits?


No.653893

Why can't slavs integrate?

It's the squatting


No.653896

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I also find it odd that they wear dress shoes with tracksuits. Why not wear sneakers.


No.653900

File: 1327930926907.jpg (48.32 KB, 459x613, slav squat 29.jpg)

>you will never be a Slav


No.653903

>>653900
/r/ing one where the dog squats too.


No.653904

>>653896
There's even a song about tracksuits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSlhoV-2_OU


No.653907

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I wonder how life is in Slavia.


No.653913

>>653907
If you find a good job and steer clear of the krokodil, I'm gonna guess it's pretty okay.

also remember your squatz and track suit


No.653914

>>653891
I don't have any tracksuits.


No.653916

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>>653914
I'm not a Slav and even I have an Adidas tracksuit (only the pants left - I lost the jacket).


No.653918

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A lot of Slavs seem to smoke.


No.653926

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I wonder if there are any western Slavboos, like weaboos but trying to be Slav.


No.653930

>>653926
yes there are.
I`m living in germany and some german teenagers are slavboos…they behave more like wiggers than weaboos.


No.653934

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>>653930
lol. Western kids really are suffering in our modern cultureless society. Looking for anything to latch onto to be more fulfilled.


No.653942

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBTYVIhZXA

mandatory for this thread.

Keep the pics coming, I`m enjoying them.


No.653948

>>653942
Please tell me there are partyhard.gifs of that.


No.653949

>>653926
Well, in Slovenia there's a lot of Serbian, Bosnian, and Croatian immigrants and many Slovenes pretend to be one of those because it's cool.


No.653952

>>653948
I havent found any.


No.653953

They're called gopniks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopnik


No.653957

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Which other ethnicities squat?


No.653960

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>>653957
/fit/izens


No.653962

>>653957
The Chinese


No.653963

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>>653957
Asians invented squatting.


No.653968

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>>653963
But Slavs perfected it.


No.653991

>>653953
>'Gopniks' are known for wearing short haircuts and sports jackets alongside leather shoes, as well as the abuse of alcohol.

that's pretty much spot on yeah?


No.653992

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>>653968

slav don't even squat properly.


No.653995

servia strong


No.653997

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>>653992
Slavs are the masters of squatting.


No.653998

Slavs? Talk about sweden! It's the safest country in the world.


No.654001

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>>653998
But can Swedes squat?


No.654034

>Mfw I smoke a fuckton and squat.


No.654037

lol its probably because there to poor to aford chairs


No.654059

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swowiMAHS0o


No.654061

its genetic

slavs are part asian and asians squat a lot too

its a social behaviour


No.654062

>>654059

fuck yea i was waiting for someon to post dis


No.654090

>>654061
>its genetic
>its a social behaviour

So which is it?


No.654094

>>653835
do you have any pictures of those slavs squatting on bottles?

large item vaginal insertion pics/vids are my fetish


No.654110

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Squatting is comfortable. So are tracksuits. I don't understand why people don't like it.


No.654125

>>654110
Why did I laugh so hard at this?


No.654127

>>654110
Halfie, why is there cig ash in your hair?


No.654136

>>654127
That's snow. It was snowing a few weeks back.


No.654139

File: 1327948382224.jpg (61.94 KB, 604x402, slavs.jpg)

Queen of the Slavs


No.654145

>>654139
The one on the left is crypto.


No.654151

>>654110
you forgot the booze man, now do it again, right this time.


No.654162

>>654136
how old are you?

fuckingmuteblocknigga


No.654165

>>654139
Slav blood is 100% alcohol when they're alive and 100% blood of mortals when they're dead.


No.654188

>>653926
men this picture is so gangster


No.654189

niggers express


No.654226

>>654162
Half-nip is 19.


No.654248

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>>654110
>Russians are half-white half-asian.


No.654250

russians are godless fuckers.


No.654288

Russian here. Yes I do squat when there is no where to sit. I do not wear tracksuits, though.


No.656809

They're not squatting for any other reason than to comfortably fit in
the average camera perspective.

It's the sasquatches that are the bastards trying to hide from the field of view.

fucking sasquatches man.

nB4 Oatz'n'squatz.


No.656813

Because they're not human OP.


No.656818

>>656809
Tall people are people too.


No.656828

prostate health. there might be a problem with alcoholism , but nobodies getting butt surgery to remove a part of their reproductive organ. westerners…


No.656831

>>656809

I'm 6'7" and that is not cool man.


No.659835

squatting liek this is good for posture and
is how you crap into the plumbing when no toilette bowel
is installed.




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