/r9k/ - Robot9001

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:08:44 No.653830

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Seriously, they're always squatting.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:10:30 No.653832

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Even when they have a bench, they still choose to squat.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:11:42 No.653833

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They even squat on the roof.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:13:00 No.653835

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Slav women also enjoy squatting.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:13:02 No.653836

lel, I love slavs. And you raise a valid point OP, why the fuck are they always squatting? Why aren't you posting pics of their women also? Slav women are pretty awesome but they're kind of hard to come by where I'm from I knew a couple of them one was I think Polish and another was Ukrainian I actually fingered and gave head to the ukrainian one fuck she was fine and tasted good too but I don't talk to her anymore I haven't spoken to her in like 4 years because she was friends with my ex and my ex and I broke up and I still sometimes think about what it would be like to have my very own slav

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:14:23 No.653837

File: 1327925663699.jpg (28.6 KB, 530x370, japanese dining table.jpg)

Dont you know?

In Slavistan, they only have japanese furniture.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:15:19 No.653840

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>>653836
I only have pictures of squatting Slavs. And Slav women don't squat as much as Slav men.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:16:25 No.653841

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Even their leader loves to squat.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:16:59 No.653843

It trains the legs bro.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:18:46 No.653844

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Just taking it easy with some friends.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:24:21 No.653850

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Any Slavs on here care to explain this constant squatting.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:27:23 No.653852

the real mystery is why are slav men so ugly yet their women so hot.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:29:24 No.653853

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>>653852
Slav men aren't all ugly.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:33:57 No.653858

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They also love wearing tracksuits.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 07:36:00 No.653860

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT3c38KCrmQ

GmasterRED 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:11:26 No.653877

10/10 thread would lol again.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:12:52 No.653879

asians squat a lot too

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:17:01 No.653880

Slav here, I couldn't do that squat if you payed me.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:17:45 No.653881

oh my god this thread is the fucking best

5 star post OP

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:23:41 No.653883

Master race gonna master.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:23:51 No.653884

Hey, Opie! Opie! Hey! Hey! Over here:
>>653843

Seriously, this guy is right. When you squat and do those flexy moves, you project a certain hunter/gatherer, primal energy. Like you might as well be holding a spear cause you're about to fuck shit up.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:29:14 No.653886

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So do you guys ever squat?

I think I might start squatting.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:30:37 No.653887

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I'm squatting right now!

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:30:48 No.653888

>>653880
Sure you can. It's in your blood.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:31:36 No.653890

I'm squatting right now, while reading this thread.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:31:50 No.653891

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>>653880
Do you wear tracksuits?

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:34:39 No.653893

Why can't slavs integrate?

It's the squatting

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:36:05 No.653896

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I also find it odd that they wear dress shoes with tracksuits. Why not wear sneakers.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:42:07 No.653900

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>you will never be a Slav

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:47:10 No.653903

>>653900
/r/ing one where the dog squats too.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:48:30 No.653904

>>653896
There's even a song about tracksuits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSlhoV-2_OU

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:52:15 No.653907

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I wonder how life is in Slavia.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:57:34 No.653913

>>653907
If you find a good job and steer clear of the krokodil, I'm gonna guess it's pretty okay.

also remember your squatz and track suit

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 08:59:21 No.653914

>>653891
I don't have any tracksuits.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:02:42 No.653916

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>>653914
I'm not a Slav and even I have an Adidas tracksuit (only the pants left - I lost the jacket).

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:07:02 No.653918

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A lot of Slavs seem to smoke.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:17:36 No.653926

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I wonder if there are any western Slavboos, like weaboos but trying to be Slav.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:21:39 No.653930

>>653926
yes there are.
I`m living in germany and some german teenagers are slavboos…they behave more like wiggers than weaboos.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:30:39 No.653934

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>>653930
lol. Western kids really are suffering in our modern cultureless society. Looking for anything to latch onto to be more fulfilled.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:39:28 No.653942

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBTYVIhZXA

mandatory for this thread.

Keep the pics coming, I`m enjoying them.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:45:59 No.653948

>>653942
Please tell me there are partyhard.gifs of that.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:46:13 No.653949

>>653926
Well, in Slovenia there's a lot of Serbian, Bosnian, and Croatian immigrants and many Slovenes pretend to be one of those because it's cool.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:47:45 No.653952

>>653948
I havent found any.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:48:13 No.653953

They're called gopniks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopnik

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:50:17 No.653957

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Which other ethnicities squat?

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:52:06 No.653960

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>>653957
/fit/izens

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:54:33 No.653962

>>653957
The Chinese

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:54:45 No.653963

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>>653957
Asians invented squatting.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 09:58:25 No.653968

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>>653963
But Slavs perfected it.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 10:28:25 No.653991

>>653953
>'Gopniks' are known for wearing short haircuts and sports jackets alongside leather shoes, as well as the abuse of alcohol.

that's pretty much spot on yeah?

~ Leonidas 01/30/12 (Mon) 10:28:55 No.653992

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>>653968

slav don't even squat properly.

slave thread Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 10:30:41 No.653995

servia strong

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 10:33:36 No.653997

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>>653992
Slavs are the masters of squatting.

Puritas Lilium!!E1Q6m6.1Lc 01/30/12 (Mon) 10:35:25 No.653998

Slavs? Talk about sweden! It's the safest country in the world.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 10:37:18 No.654001

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>>653998
But can Swedes squat?

Half White!!4igqp7LGW6 01/30/12 (Mon) 11:32:01 No.654034

>Mfw I smoke a fuckton and squat.

jeremy 01/30/12 (Mon) 11:34:58 No.654037

lol its probably because there to poor to aford chairs

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 12:08:02 No.654059

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swowiMAHS0o

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 12:11:53 No.654061

its genetic

slavs are part asian and asians squat a lot too

its a social behaviour

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 12:12:15 No.654062

>>654059

fuck yea i was waiting for someon to post dis

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 12:49:55 No.654090

>>654061
>its genetic
>its a social behaviour

So which is it?

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 12:51:50 No.654094

>>653835
do you have any pictures of those slavs squatting on bottles?

large item vaginal insertion pics/vids are my fetish

Half White!!RVruUWZyIg 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:04:36 No.654110

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Squatting is comfortable. So are tracksuits. I don't understand why people don't like it.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:19:23 No.654125

>>654110
Why did I laugh so hard at this?

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:20:32 No.654127

>>654110
Halfie, why is there cig ash in your hair?

Half White!!RVruUWZyIg 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:28:47 No.654136

>>654127
That's snow. It was snowing a few weeks back.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:33:02 No.654139

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Queen of the Slavs

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:36:01 No.654145

>>654139
The one on the left is crypto.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:41:11 No.654151

>>654110
you forgot the booze man, now do it again, right this time.

Puritas Lilium!!E1Q6m6.1Lc 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:48:33 No.654162

>>654136
how old are you?

fuckingmuteblocknigga

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 13:51:46 No.654165

>>654139
Slav blood is 100% alcohol when they're alive and 100% blood of mortals when they're dead.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 14:07:25 No.654188

>>653926
men this picture is so gangster

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 14:08:41 No.654189

niggers express

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 14:32:20 No.654226

>>654162
Half-nip is 19.

Alex Ball!ipW36c0agw 01/30/12 (Mon) 14:54:07 No.654248

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>>654110
>Russians are half-white half-asian.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 14:58:45 No.654250

russians are godless fuckers.

Anonymous 01/30/12 (Mon) 15:39:16 No.654288

Russian here. Yes I do squat when there is no where to sit. I do not wear tracksuits, though.

THEY"RE GIANTS! Anonymous 01/31/12 (Tue) 23:59:20 No.656809

They're not squatting for any other reason than to comfortably fit in
the average camera perspective.

It's the sasquatches that are the bastards trying to hide from the field of view.

fucking sasquatches man.

nB4 Oatz'n'squatz.

Anonymous 02/01/12 (Wed) 00:02:32 No.656813

Because they're not human OP.

Half White!!RVruUWZyIg 02/01/12 (Wed) 00:17:35 No.656818

>>656809
Tall people are people too.

Anonymous 02/01/12 (Wed) 00:34:13 No.656828

prostate health. there might be a problem with alcoholism , but nobodies getting butt surgery to remove a part of their reproductive organ. westerners…

Anonymous 02/01/12 (Wed) 00:37:11 No.656831

>>656809

I'm 6'7" and that is not cool man.

Anonymous 02/02/12 (Thu) 22:09:05 No.659835

squatting liek this is good for posture and
is how you crap into the plumbing when no toilette bowel
is installed.