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well, i guess this is it. we had some good times and some bad times but all things must come to an end someday. we aren't going to be seeing one another any longer. i had a lot of fun but after hundreds upon hundreds of posts and threads, it is time to say goodbye. as you may know, i was banned for vote campaigning. i made a single thread on 7chan that was deleted within a few seconds and another on kroutchan which was also deleted shortly thereafter. it may not have changed the final outcome of the poll, but i am glad i cared enough about this place to try, even if it led to my own banning. apparently my ban has been lifted and i thank sti for that but this will be may last post in a long, long time. i may come back in november for the elections. it's time to knuckle down and do some work and venture outside more often.
i want y'all to know that i was genuine in everything i expressed on here and the only places i use the 'blart' handle are on here, in steam and in a few chat clients. any blart that appears in the 4chon IRC from now on isn't me. there are a few imposters floating around on tinychat and reddit, both of which i never patronize and never will.
thankyou sti for the site and the mods for keeping everything in line. brofist to all the tripfriends and anons that keep the cogs in this place turning. never give up on your dreams and keep fighting that good fight against the forces of darkness that seek to destroy our world … the only one we will ever know.
"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good."
i hope in me leaving forever, those among you that hate tripfriends will cease in your quest to try and force anon for everyone. you regularly accused me of being the "most destructive shitposter" on here and rallied time and time again for my ban, well now you don't have to worry. i'm leaving. i only ever wanted what was best for this place and forced anon isn't it. let freedom reign.
you guys stay safe out there.
blart, signing out.
God bless.(USER WAS IMMORTALIZED FOR THIS POST)
>apparently my ban has been lifted and i thank sti for that
No, it wasn't.
However, because the thought entertains me, I shall let you have your last post left as is for posterity.
Quality post blart, A+
thanks for crediting anons too, some of us like and supported you
sorry it had to be like this.
sad to see you go.
god bless. best of luck in your future endeavours.
>>it may not have changed the final outcome of the poll, but i am glad i cared enough about this place to try, even if it led to my own banning.
this makes zero sense. if it was truly what was best for THIS board why would you need to enlist users of other shitty boards to rig the vote.
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I only liked blart when I thought he was 12.
Maybe now we can have a discussion without constant christfag spam.
I speak for all of /new/: Thank [insert deities of choice]. Thank you so much.
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Good luck as our new mod with a new trip.
Come back faggot you make the place entertaining even if i think you have clear mental disorders.
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A+ post as always ;_;, Blart!
Godspeed, old friend. Godspeed…
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Fuck off already blart you filthy atheist.
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Don't fuck with us tripscum.
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Goodnight, sweet prince
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blart, I hate you for many reasons. A good percentage of your time on here was spent arguing with me. When I saw that you made your final post I thought you might be just a little bit repentant, if not for the constant stream of bullshit that you posted here then at least for your own retarded actions that got your dumbass permabanned from the site that you invested so much of yourself into. I know, I really am that naive.
When I read:
>i want y'all to know that i was genuine in everything i expressed on here
I knew I wouldn't miss you at all, ever. You are everything I hate about my country. You are proof that the USA is the domain of Satan. Stupid, hypocritical, inbred hillbillies like you drove this country into the ground. I'm ashamed that I have to share the label of 'American' with you. If this country got nuked by China it'd be worth it for the world to be rid of cockroaches of your ilk.
The only reason I'm sad to see you go is because I know if you were allowed to continue posting here you would eventually slip up and dox yourself, then we'd really see some fun at your expense.
Sincerely, fuck you.
I want you to know I'm genuine in everything I ever expressed to you. Fuck off and die, hillbilly.
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Rest in peace, venerated champion of 4chon.
Well I never really read much of what you ever had to write as the few posts I did bother with were garbage…
:its time to knuckle down and do some work and venture outside more often" …..what the fuck? You actually miss out on shit you should be doing to post crap on imageboards? That is fucked up.
Save it for your morning coffee and when you're on the phone with retards at work or have a few mins to kill ect…christ
cya under whatever handle you pick next, or not, I tend to skim past schtick like yours
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I know the mods will just ignore this post like they always do, but why ban blart now? Since I have been here over this part year I have seen countless raids on other websites, but no one has been banned until now? Why blart and why now?
Why do the rules only apply when you want them to and you can ignore them when you don't want to enforce them?
Remember when the letter between the Detective and one of the witnesses of Tzifs death was posted? You deleted it because it was "malicious dox", but you allowed Nekoarcs dox to be posted and archived.
There are two sets of rules on 4chon. One for those who are part of the circlejerk and who are immune from following them and one for everyone else who isn't part of the circlejerk.
Again I know you guys will ignore this post, you don't like answering tought questions, you might even delete this post for all I know, but I hope the /new/smen here see your glaring hypocrisy you pieces of shit.
Fuck this. /pol/ is better than dealing with a corrupt cabal of circle jerkers banning people for being unpopular and letting others break the rules and not have so much as a ban to show for it.
You are the ones who ruined this community.
TL;DR STI and mods are shit heads.
I will lose my shit if you cunts start crying for him to be unbanned after a month ala Jim Profit.
Well, not really, but I will laugh hard.
Both 4chon and 4chan are tied with google anyway, ZOG wins no matter who you turn to.
No matter how much of a fag he was, he sacrificed himself to end forced anon.
IN MEMORY OF A PATRIOT
WHO SAVED THE WORLD
I'll miss him
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Kidzworld, Reddit, Revleft all come to mind. Maybe you are new here, but those are the ones I have seen and they were often instigated by circle jerking tripfags or they participated in the raids in a big way. Yet is okay when they do it right?
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The only people that wanted Jim Profit unbanned were all Jim Profit, I'm fairly confidant of that. All that aside…
FREE BLART FREE BLART FREE BLART
Now how I remember blart
how I would push my fingers through his mouth to make those muscles and made blart´s voice so smooth and sweet
But now we keep what we don´t know
Our secrets sleep in winter clothes
With blart you loved so long ago, now he don´t even know his religion…
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Blart was a cool guy, you guys are seriously asspained, but that's okay - c'est la vie.
I hope blart buckles down and does good in college now.
Thank the gods, we can actually talk about stuff without constant retardation and spam.
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>user base leaves
>users stop posting
?post rates keep dropping
>claim the userbase doesn't know what is best for them
>Implying you have any idea
>Implying you haven't let this place turn to shit
>implying the userbase hasn't made its demands clear since Autumn last year and you have stuck a finger up your arse and decided to do anything about it
Your mods mock me, you ignore me and the site continues to decline. Do the shitposting poll Admin, it's your only hope.
Piss off and rot in hell.
Stop dignifying this, Stee. Blart was scum and always will be.
>No matter how much of a fag he was, he sacrificed himself to end forced anon.
Exactly. In a way, blart was banned so we could be free. His sacrifice for the tripfags of 4chon will never be forgotten.
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Oh you, I don't know about "Neutral Milk Hotel" because I don't care for indie rock, nor go looking for indie rock bands. The same reason most other people might not know about them. Why do you persecute me so, you silly billy?
…and just as Jesus Christ (peace be upon him) was risen, so too will Blart descend once again from the heavens to once again take on the holy mantle of the lord, our God.
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I have to say that this was a touching farewell post. Didn't expect this. Saddle up and venture into the abyss space cowboy.
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>vote campaigning in the other chans
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I am glad this motherfucker is finally gone, but things DO get a little boring without battles to fight.
Mixed feelings yo, but I would never suggest lifting his ban.
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Now put forced anon back, just to piss on his grave.
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>mfw a tripfag gets more recognition than someone who killed them self
later fart have fun being a faggot irl, see you soon
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD.
Now ban that fucking jackass in /v/ that stops the board from growing with his elitist shit.
All I know about blart is that he made the retards on /new/ monumentally buttmad, and I think that's really great.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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>i want y'all to know that i was genuine in everything i expressed on here
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>he would rather have the board infested with casual consoletards than keep it pure and PC
You know how Chavez said at the UN that it smelled like sulfur at the podium after George "Satan" Bush had spoken? That's how i felt everytime after reading your posts. I hope you die in a fire you mindless fascist corporatist neocon creationist. You anti-human maggot. I want you to know that i am genuine in everything i expressed.
Even though you lost your way, I will continue the fight against that one, single, solitary atheist autistic link spammer that rejects Christianity and all that is Western and European.
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You should take on blart's name with a new trip and fight the anti-chrsitian, anti-western hordes in his stead.
wud b laff
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I won't lie, I'll miss you, blart
I disagreed with you on occasion, but you always made everything here more interesting
Truly, we've lost a great part of our board here
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>this is the 1,578,880th time we've seen a tripfag banned, and we've become very efficient at laughing at it
The blart that I will always remember will be the one that was new to 4chon. At first blart wasn't so intent on causing disruption. He was just a genuine guy with a big love for Jesus.
I remember once I made a post that he took as being slightly critical of him. Straight away he jumped to defend himself and Christianity, but as soon as I said that I had no intention of doing such a thing and admired his familiarity with the bible, he was immediately apologetic.
God bless you blart. You may be a filthy Protestant, but even so, you're a brother in Christ.
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If you wanted him banned for so long, why are any of you asking for him to come back? Or is it just tripcode users posting as anon?
Doesn't that mean blart would have had to treat them good, or at least not bad? They were always complaining about his samefagging and shitposting.
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Ding Dong the witch is dead.
At least when Jim Profit goes on and on about his retarded shit, you know that he is the only one on the planet that thinks the way he does… while blart is a reminder of all the people that are responsible for why our Western society is crumbling so quickly.
>I want you to know I'm genuine in everything I ever expressed to you. Fuck off and die, hillbilly.
>Good fucking riddance. I've never encountered someone so fucking stupid as blart.
>From the bottom of my heart.
fuck you to hell.
>Piss off and rot in hell.
All of this, and more.
Blart was a shitty, horrible poster and I am glad that he's gone.
Every single one of his posts was a retarded ad hominem attack, and
if anyone actually ignored the moronic insults and kept discussing the issue he'd just run away from the thread while shrieking that he was "undefeated debater, you jelly mud, you can't handle my power level libtard drones"
I hope and pray that the mods keep him banned, but seeing this retarded "final post" thread several days after Blart was supposedly perma-banned makes me doubt it.
Blart went out like a fucking champion. And although he never would name the Jew, still, his message was often true. He will be missed.
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>university of texas
>not texas a&m university
I think you would fit in better in College Station, blart. See you on the other side, you stupid fucking nigger.
If there's one thing blart showed us all, it's that acting like a prick and exclusively shitposting is a great way to get e-points. Maybe one of these days I'll pick up a Bible and a flag on my trip to immortality.
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>If there's one thing blart showed us all, it's that acting like a prick and exclusively shitposting is a great way to get e-points.
This sums up blart's entire existence.
Now you see why tik-tok has been getting more and more assholish in his posts lately. Either he's taking a page out of the little man's book, he's jealous of the attention that blart is getting, or both. He's making it seem as though he cares about the community although I think this is just a front so as to set himself apart from blart to avoid being labeled as a mere copycat.
>our world … the only one we will ever know.
That doesn't sound like the words of a non-atheist.
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>you will never be immortalised
>implying blart's not a piece of shit
>implying anybody will miss him except you tripfags
>implying tripfags have anything to do with quality
>implying you all shouldn't leave
>inb4 the fraudulent vote proved anything
>go fuck yourselves
I wonder if posting would have declined so rapidly if mods had been quicker to ban porn dumping and institute forced anon.
4chan adding /pol/ and /r9k/ back seems to be more responsible for declining posting rates than anything else.
See, the population surged from actual community posters to trolls and shitposters, but the process wasn't just an over-the-night thing. Pretending that the administration cares about the site, maybe they could be forgiven for not noticing things at the start, or maybe in the hope that the shitposting phenomenon was a snafu that took them by surprise.
By the time the shitposting WAS 4chon, serious members had long been replaced. Again, pretending that the administration cares, chancing a preemptive strike on prospective members would've come off as a poor choice.
Not that it excuses them for more recent times. Not even.
And yeah, moot reincarnating /new/ into /pol/ and rebirthing /r9k/, while not really responsible for much over here, did give people an option for after the site turned to shit. Funny thing is, 4chon's /new/ has now a strong similarity to 4chan's /pol/ in quality and community. They're barely indistinguishable. The shitposters even managed to return /r9k/ to BAWW level and even beyond, to where 4chan's /r9k/ is even more of an attractive prospect than when it first died. At least 4chan's /r9k/ doesn't have an overwhelming amount of fag/shota/bawfesting as what we have here, now. It's not just tolerable, it's topical.
Not that Stee cares. As any Jew does, he's albout the numbers. They didn't clean up /r9k/ when the baw threads started back up and the gentlemen reverted back to robots, and they sure didn't care when /new/ had Tik-Tok whining/Glittersnatch trolling/Lazare samefagging all over the place.
>to where 4chan's /r9k/ is even more of an attractive prospect than when it first died.
It's currently as bad as I've ever seen it, if not not worse. A short step from /soc/ and infested with all the worst sort of people from the new wave of mainstream 4channers. I often think that it has such a horrendous quality problem because it's the most accessible board to "normalfags", much as true robots must dislike that idea.
Honestly I can barely even stand to go there now, it's like seeing the corpse of an old friend used as a grotesque puppet.
oh yeah, and: Fuck blart.
I find /pol/ more boring than /new/.
People are less likely to take up weird/controversial threads on /pol/, and they almost never name the Jew.
>People are less likely to take up weird/controversial threads on /pol/, and they almost never name the Jew.
Not talking about niggers and jews constantly = boring.
They dont talk about jews or respond to your SO EDGY threads because they are too busy talking about politics and news.
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they name the jew every thread.
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Why would you save that screencap?
How can a person possibly be so assburger?
if you think /pol/ is so much better, why don't you go post there and leave us alone you fat gibbering faggot?
you are trite, may your heart explode from too much meth.
I'll be praying for you. To make a mistake.
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you're the one that wrote it.
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I'ma miss the time you put in here and in making OC like this, but it's better that you use your time more usefully, blart. God bless you too.
The author of that post has more assburger in his pinky finger than I have in my whole body.
I may be a fagnostic gaytheist but that picture is why I hate faggots like TheAmazingAtheist.
Fuck off, blart.
We know you aren't really banned.
Stop stroking your own fucking e-peen.
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I remember the time you streamed us Arn:The Knight Templar on your channel.
Ride on into that good night brother.
I'll miss you.
I didn't notice this the first ti,e he posted it because it's practically unreadable, but the two fags top center, next to Mao, aren't atheists, they're jews celebrating a gay pride parade in israel. blart fails again.
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I'm surprised anyone cares, I always thought you were boring and autistic. I'm hoping you hold your word though.
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So long friend…
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Woah, it's already been a whole week since he left us. I rallied for his ban many a time but I sorta miss seeing his trip around here. I guess in the back of my mind I thought he would never leave this place … maybe I didn't want him to be banned after all. :'(
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It's going to be okay, bro… It's going to be just fine…
I see you are in denial too.
Lets hold one another and listen to that fundie Blarts final theme…
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Be careful what you wish for…you just might get it.
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I remember when I first called for Blart to be banned. "He's a shitposter !" I told myself; I lied. I couldn't come to grips with the fact that no one before had left me feeling so decimated, so defeated in a theological debate. Because of Blart, I went from being a run-of-the-mill atheist to a stand-out volunteer at my local catholic church. I've gone from a selfish, godless nihilist to a valued member of my community and I have only Blart and my new found faith in God to thank for that.
Come back soon, Blart; come back and help make 4chon whole again.
In case you guys haven't figured it out yet, Blart isn't actually banned.
The mods may have blocked his trip, but he's still posting.
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>Make collage of pictures of a bunch of silly people that has nothing to do with religion
>Insert fake quotes over them
>Claim they are all promoting atheism
>Defeat atheism's argument without even addressing it at all and just setting up straw men to insult ad hominem
Fortunately for blart, all original content is automatically good and this made him a fantastic quality poster as a result. He will be missed, and I shall be baptised in his honor.
The most amusing thing is—because of the inconsistency of a majory of self-proclaimed Christians—there are probably a fair number of believers among those pictured.
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No, silly anon I will not. I cannot. Blart showed me through his staunch defense of the faith that, while a paradise awaits above, there is still much to be done below. There are still so many whom do not know God's light and whom will thus earn naught from their toils on earth but the fires of damnation. I will not rest until I have brought these poor souls from out of their miserly squalor and into the good graces of the catholic church, the ever-vigilant defender of the west, its people and values.
kill yourself and don't come back, the fact that you know a few old english words won't get people to like you.
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The time for that sort of divisive rhetoric is over. We can and will bridge the gaps betwixt the great kingdoms of Christendom, uniting them in order to drive the enemies of the west back from whence they came. It is only united under Christ that we Catholics, Protestants and Lutherans can not only survive, but thrive in the face of the enemies within and without.
>i was genuine in everything i expressed on here
blart, if you're still monitoring this thread, why couldn't you express yourself without being a colossal douche?
I'm glad you're gone for good.
There goes the only decent tripfag.
At least now we have no reason not to re-enable forced anonymity
One down three to go
These are the reasons for forced anon.
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Youll never take me alive motherfucker.
ITT: Blart samefagging as Anonymous
In case you guys haven't figured it out yet, Blart isn't actually banned.
The mods may have blocked his trip, but he's still posting.
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I know Blart outside of these walls and I can assure you that you are wrong. He has been lurking every now and again but has not attempted to post or ban evade. I don't think the mods have locked his trip.
>i may come back in november for the elections
I'll wait for you, maybe the hearts of the mods will soften by that time and decide to lift your IP/ISP ban…
Distinguishing between me and Glittersnatch is pretty redundant as we are both the same person.
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I always enjoyed our chats "son". People may have been more responsive to your message had you toned down your levels of passion and stubbornness… But i guess that wasn't you.
All the best.
>Implying every poster on here, Tripfag or Anon, that liked/sorta liked Blart is Blart.
Grow up fellow anon. Not everyone hated him.
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There is no reasoning with the illogical, butthurt anons. Clearly you are one of the good anons but you should adopt a name and tripcode to solidify your superiority over the anonymous masses.
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Thankyou … I might just do that. I've realized that my fellow anons are a bunch of morons and memespouters for the most part. I don't really want to associate with them any longer.
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You are free to go at last, blart.
How about you come back when you have proof. You just seem like a crazy person when you come up in here shouting your mouth off with your bold, all caps text with zero evidence to support your claims.
>>104266THINKING I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME IS WHERE YOU WENT WRONG. BLART IS STILL AMONG US, KID. GET USED TO IT. TRIPFAG DRAMA IS DOWN NOW THAT HIS NAME IS GONE, BUT SHITPOSTING FROM OTHER & NEW TRIPS IS WAY UP.
Your fanatical, all bold, all caps text is infinitely more annoying than anything the tripfags ever post, "kid". And I'm still not seeing any evidence of your hypersensationalist claims.
>Someone says something I don't like
>It must be [insert tripfag here]!!
I've never posted with a trip and you are a paranoid idiot. People like you remind me of why forced anon is a bad idea.
>I've never posted with a trip and you are a paranoid idiot. People like you remind me of why forced anon is a bad idea.
WOAH YOU JUST WENT FULL RETARD SON – YOU'RE MAD ABOUT TRIP DRAMA – WITH FORCED ANON THERE WOULD BE NO TRIPS TO HAVE DRAMA ABOUT YOU MORON.
Right, just like if there were no laws, then nothing would be illegal.
Technically right, logically retarded.
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